Originals Band from Melbourne - City, VIC

DZIA & The 12 Disciples

(Drums, Percussion, Bass, Guitar, Dj/producer, Keys/Piano, Saxaphone(s), Trumpet, Violin, Cello, Other; Djembe, Didge, Multi Instrumental etc.)

Imagine Jesus returning to planet earth with an undying desire to express his pleasure for the goddess; the complete antithesis of what you might expect him to be.

i will speak now 'as if ' I was that man. Well actually my name never was Jesus, it was Yeshua. It is now DZIA (pronounced 'desire') & naturally I am looking for 12 Disciples to propell my message into the world.

First of all you must be of the non-smoking variety; I like my girls to smell nice & be comfortable playing in the fire (not the smoke); and yes that does include marijuana.

Naturally you must be of an appearance that makes all the boys squirm; there is much emotion to be stirred in man 'not so' kind.

I will be vocalising/roaring/crying/singing & playing guitar (not all the time because I like to dance as well) & it will be TOTALLY IMPROVISED with you (if you are chosen) on your instrument of choice.

For enquiries phone me at the vatican on 0409 721 003

& just remember 'Jesus' hates you as well.